the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!