The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!