The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!