The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!