The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have children at will.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!