the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to fart inwards.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!