The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!