- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The ability to fart inwards.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to manage Chelsea FC

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

the power to glow in the light

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

Pointless Super Powers