the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!