The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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captain obvious

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!