The power to be a normal human

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!