The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!