The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to poke

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!