To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!