the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to eat food

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!