A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!