the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to think about useless power

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to die at will

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!