- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

Imortality.

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

the power to see through bananas

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to be socially impenetrive.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to move objects by touching them.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to understand math.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

Pointless Super Powers