The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!