THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have no powers!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!