The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to die at will

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!