The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!