the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to change your mind

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!