The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to remember th...

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!