The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Imortality.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!