The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!