The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to fly indoors

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!