The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!