To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!