the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to understand math.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!