Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!