The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!