The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!