- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

the power to die on command

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to talk to dust

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to fart 5 times bigger

Pointless Super Powers