The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!