the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!