The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The Power of cheese

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to die at will

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!