the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!