The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be justin beiber

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!