The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to die on command

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power... to move you.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!