Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!