The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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75% levitation

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!