- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the ability to see through air

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

power to fart through your mouth

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

75% levitation

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Pointless Super Powers