- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to jizz money

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be born again

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to touch your toes

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to obey gravity

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers