- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to read your own mind

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to even

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to read your own mind

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to not finish your....

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers