The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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being black

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power drown in water

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!