- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to command watermelons

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to read your own mind

Pointless Super Powers