the power to turn retarted

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!