The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be normal and average

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mint berry crunch

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!