- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to self destruct

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be born again

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Pointless Super Powers